Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

the redsox

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Please ignore this statement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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