- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A Fat Kenyan

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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