- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What comes after 69? 70

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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