Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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