- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what's black and can't swim?

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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