Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

your face is kinda funny

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

The holocaust

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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