How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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You sick fiend

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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