- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

irish man drinking john smiths

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??