- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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