- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

This is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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