a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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i hate non minorities!

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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