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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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