- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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