Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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