- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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