- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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