- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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