- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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