- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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