- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I have a horse.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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