Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

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