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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Gretta has five legs? -no

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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