- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Knock Knock. Not home.

I'm Polish.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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