- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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