2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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