your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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