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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

a chinese man pays the full price

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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