- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??