- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Arrow in the Knee!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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