- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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