You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

woman's rights

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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