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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.