Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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