A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Roses are flowers.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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