What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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