- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

don't just stand there

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

1+1=2

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