What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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