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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

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