- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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