- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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