why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Anti Joke

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