sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Anti Joke

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