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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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