A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Justin Bieber.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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