- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Weaner

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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