what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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my mind's eye?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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