A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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my penis

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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