- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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