Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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