A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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