why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

knock knock who's there ?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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