- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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