- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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