- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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