- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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