Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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