- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

were at work systems r down

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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