I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Ready for something funny? nothing

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

the redsox

batman has diarrhea

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Please ignore this statement.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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