roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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hear hear

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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