- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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