Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

whats white and sticky glue

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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