- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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