What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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LOL

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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