- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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