- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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