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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

The Princess is in another castle

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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