Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

13 =B you just learned something

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Equal rights!

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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