- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

You were born.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A car walks into a bar.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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