Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

quantum physics?

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

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