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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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