- Anti Joke

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,