- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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