What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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