What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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poopy is poopy

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What's 2+2? Fish

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