A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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