what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

You sick fiend

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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