i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A fat guy!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

I enjoy Popcorn

this website is a bad joke

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Once, I went to Peru.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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