- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

the lemon was sweet.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Knock knock come in.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Women deserve equal rights.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Bob Saget

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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